 | Lookie here now - - -
First off, you should not be coming here on this site to get advice if you can't handle the truth! So now let's get to the truth....
If your penis fits in an empty toilet paper roll with plenty of room left to spare and no tip peeking out from the end, you might have a weensy penis.
But do not worry, my friend, some day when you get married and find the true woman of your dreams, she will love it no matter what size it is. I think too, that you will have grown by then.
So from now on, just keep your pants on and your head up high! And for Pete's sake, don't be looking at other boys power tools!!
If you have read my advice, and still feel upset, you can just call the Small Penis hotline at 1-800-LIL-PETE.
I hope I have been of some help to somebody. |
