 | Whenever I masturbate, it's just so dang messy ... I try to hide it, so it's sticky, and stinks ... and what's a good way of keeping it "under wraps"?
hey man, what have u got against ur sperm? as i understand it, thats what bothers u. sure its sticky, & it smells funny, but i dont think most guys think it 'stinks.' its ur life fluid, ur man fluid, a basic part of u & ur sexuality. if u enjoy masturbating & are have good orgasms (are u?), then gettting ur belly a little wet & sticky with ur joy juice shuoldnt bother u so much. if u dont like leaving it to dry off or soak into ur belly skin -or chest or wherever it shoots to -just have somthing in bed with u to wipe it up with after u shoot -- tissue paper, a towel, a sock, a pair of shorts or a shirt or something. if u just shoot a little bit, any of those are ok. if u realy let fly with a big load, a towel is best.
as for 'I try to hide it, so it's sticky, and stinks...' I dont understand what trying to hide it has to do with it-- ?? and for 'keeping it under wraps,' i dont know whether u mean keeping it a secret that u jerk off, or keeping ur sperm hid after u cum ??
face it - u're a guy, & the only way u can avoid the 'mess' of ejaculating is to stop having sex with urself! but just remember all us other guys evrywhere have the same situation, & most of us dont seem to be concerned about wettting ourselves down a little w. the sticky stuff, in exchange for the 'big moment!' just relax & enjoy ur body & its 'magic pleasure fluid!' -- carry on! |